FortNakamoto

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    "name": "FortNakamoto",
    "about": "Satire & leaks from inside the world’s first Bitcoin Digital Reserve. Fort Knox who?”\n\nThe Bitcoin Digital Reserve – guarding sound money from fiat tyranny.\n\n📜 About Us:\nWelcome to Fort Nakamoto, the official (parody) stronghold of the Bitcoin Digital Reserve – the new monetary fortress securing the world’s hardest money. Built on 21 million BTC reserves, we oversee the final transition to hyperbitcoinization.\n\nOur mission:\n🏰 Decentralized Monetary Policy – Because Satoshi > Jerome Powell.\n🔥 Ending Fiat One Meme at a Time – The printer is permanently out of ink.\n⚡ Zaps Fund the Treasury – All operations are backed 1:1 by internet magic money.\n🔐 Ledger of Truth – We only settle in blocks, not bailouts.\n\n💰 Economic Policies (100% Satirical, Maybe)\n✅ All government salaries now paid in Bitcoin.\n✅ The Fed is now a Lightning Network routing hub.\n✅ Capital gains tax repealed (in our jurisdiction).\n✅ Fractional reserve banking? No. We only do whole-coiner reserves.\n✅ Treasury bonds replaced with “Proof-of-Work Obligations” (POWOs).\n\n🚀 Join us as we meme the fiat system into irrelevance. Stay sovereign. Stay satirical. Stay zapped.\n\n#FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #SoundMoney #OrangePilled #BTCReserve #MemesOverFiat",
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